G                                   D           G
Well, I've been a Sunday driver noo for many's a happy year,
  G                                   D
I've never had my Morris Minor oot o' second gear.
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I can drive at fifty miles an hour on motorway or track,
  G                                     D         G
with me wife up front beside me and her mother in the back.


[Chorus]
  C                           G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                         G                 D    G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Jean.


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  G                               D           G
In a crowd of fifty trippers you can always pick me oot,
  G                                   D
by my “Don't blame me, I voted Tory” sticker on the boot,
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wi' my bunch of heather stickin' from my radiator grille,
  G                                        D       G
and me stick-on transfer bullet holes and licence for tae kill.

[Chorus]
   C                              G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                           G                 D    G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Peg.


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  G                                       D             G
I've a hundred plastic pennants just to show you where I've been,
  G                                        D
my steering wheel is clad in simulated leopard-skin.
  G                                        D
Up front fae the drivin' mirror hangs a plastic skeleton,
  G                                 D         G
and in the back a dog wi' eyes that flicker off and on !

[Chorus]
  C                                G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                       G                 D      G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Lee.


[Verse]
  G                                       D          G
Well, I always drive as though my foot was restin' on the brake,
  G                                        D
I weave aboot the road just so's ye cannae overtake.
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I can get ye sae frustrated that ye'll finish up in tears,
  G                                     D       G
and the sound of blarin' motor horns is music to my ears !

[Chorus]
  C                                   G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                           G               D      G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Liz.


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  G                                  D          G
Now, if ye wonder how these weekly trips I can afford,
  G                                             D
it's because I'm on a stipend from the Scottish Tourist Board.
  G                                              D
You're supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest of it's kind,
  G                            D           G
and that is why I have a convoy followin' behind !

[Chorus]
  C                               G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                             G               D      G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Rose.


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  G                                   D            G
There's just no way of escaping me, no matter how ye seek,
  G                                               D
for the simple fact that I'm a traffic warden through the week.
  G                                       D
I'm boostin' my efficiency, and here's my master plan :
  G                             D          G
I'm savin' up my pennies just to buy a Caravan.

[Chorus]
   C                             G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                              G                 D     G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, and Auntie Gertrude.
  C                         G
There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammy,
  D                                 G               D         G
and her sister's Granny and four of her chums, “Yer gaun too fast”.