Brad:

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:

It's not that I'm so tricky

It's not that I'm so dumb

It's not that I'm a filter queen

That sucks up all the scum

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby

We played some little tricks

And told some stupid lies

I've spent some time with filter queens

And baked some apple pies

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby

Brad:

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:

I like the smell of your upholstery

I like the polish on your hood

So flip the switch on this filter queen

And I'll do what I do so good

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby

Brad:

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby