Em
Right now, we're angry and sad
C
It's our right to get righteously mad
         Am                        D
At every member of the opposite sex
              Em
Oh God, we hate them!

Em
Let's not distinguish between them at all
C
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
    Am
And then high-five each other
                                  B
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

      C                D
Let's generalize about men!
      B                Em
Let's generalize about men!
           C                D
Let's take one bad thing about one man
B                Em
And apply it to all of them
         C
Let's conflate all the guys
      D
Let's generalize
      Em
About men!

Em
All men are completely repressed
C
All men only want to have sex
Am
There are no exceptions
   D                         Em
All three billion men are like this (All 3.6 billion men!)

Em
All men are emotionally stunted
     C
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
    Am
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
              B
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?

(Ooh, I hear you, girl!)

      C                D
Let's generalize about men!
      B                Em
Let's generalize about men!
           C
Let's get super-lit
       D
And not admit
             B                        Em
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
          C
Maybe our spirits will rise
      D                Em
If we generalize about men!

C
All men are stupid and childish
D
Even the ones who are smart and mature
C
All every man does every day
         B
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore

(Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, gay men are fine)

C
Gay men are all really great
D
Every single one
              C
They're never mean, just sassy
                        B
They're all completely adorable and fun

         C                         D
So let's focus for now on straight men
           B                Em
Let's just generalize about them
             B
(They're all monsters! They're murderers! They're rapists! Totally! Wait, I have sons.)
C             D          Em
Your sons are gonna be rapists