E

[Verse 1]
E                    G#m                       A
Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's
                 Am
At Queensland University
                     E
"Oh I will shut you up badly"
                       G#m
Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
                 A
"I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling
      Am
And a glass was thrown
     B                           C#m  A
And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner
                              B
And went back to watching 'The Voice'
                    C#m                   A
I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'

[Chorus]
          C#m    B      A
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
      C#m    B       A
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
      C#m    B       A  G#m  F# B
Ricki-Lee is not an authority

[Verse 2]
    E                              G#m
And shortly, before the new millennium
                      A
I went to the fortune teller
                      Am
And she said nothing I do would be good
         E
Until 2012
                    G#m
So I, I never tried one bit
             A
Well maybe I shoulda
            Am
Yeh maybe I should, Oh
    B                         C#m                             A
But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right
    B                          C#m                   A
And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong

[Chorus]
          C#m    B      A
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
      C#m    B       A
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
      C#m    B       A  G#m  F# B
Ricki-Lee is not an authority


[Bridge]
                  C#m
And if the sun exploded
                B             E
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
              C#m
If the sun exploded right now
                B            E
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
                   A
And I'd say that I love you

[Outro]
         E
And everything will be alright
           A
Yeh baby I love you
         E
And everything will be alright