A
I’m not getting any taller
                               D
So I better settle into these shoes
A
I have no idea what I’m doing
        D                                 B
I just hope I find something to amuse me soon
         D
But I’m not too sad
              Dm           A
I just don’t know what to do


[Chorus]
                      D
If I die before I’m famous
A                    D
What’s the point of anything?
A                       D
I’m too sentimental to get
A                       D
Rid of my old gumball rings


[Verse 2]
A                 D
I bought an ugly sweater
       Bm                  D
‘Cause I want something to lose
A             D
I wanna buy a muffin
Bm                    D
But I don’t have an excuse


[Chorus]
A                      D
If I die before I’m famous
A                      D
What’s the point of anything?
A                      E
I’m too sentimental to get
A                      D
Rid of my old gumball rings


[Bridge]
F#m         E
Only clever thoughts
          D                 E
Can go in my fancy notebook
F#m            E
I imitate your tiny writing
D                           B7
‘Cause it makes you look intelligent


[Chorus]
A                     D      E
If I die before I’m famous
A                     D
What’s the point of anything?
A                       E7     E
I’m too sentimental to get
A                      D
Rid of my old gumball rings


[Instrumental]
F#m    A     D
E      F#m       A      D


[Outro]
A                    D
I am only calling to say
     Bm                   B
It’s not hard to be by myself