E -   022100
A -   x02220
D -   xx0232
B -   x24442
C#m - x46654
C -   x32010


[Intro]
E A D B


[Verse 1]
E                A
  The back alley cat fight
               D                 B
Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out
E                    A
  A pink dragon with light blue horns
          D              B                   E
Shoots a stream of water from its mouth like fire
             A               D
It worked on them a toy like that
            B             E
I'm back in bed just like that
         A       D
Now it's 6 am my head is spinning the neighbor's yelling
   D
He wants to know which cat was winning


[Chorus 1]
B
Cat fight
E             B
Everyone loves a cat fight
E       B
For the sick minds
E               A
Don't give them what they want


[Verse 2]
E                 A
  Well it's just another night
     D                B
And another round of screaming cat fights
E                          A             D
  What's the thing they're fighting over now
          B                E
And is it worth the ticket price?
           A
Animals of territory
D              B
  Losing every ounce of glory
E                     A                D
  While the claws and pulling hair get top attention
               D
Need I mention no one's trying an intervention


[Chorus 1]
B
Cat fight
E             B
Everyone loves a cat fight
E       B
For the sick minds
E               A
Don't give them what they want
B
Cat fight
E             B
Everyone loves a cat fight
E       B
For the sick minds
E               A
Don't give them what they want


[Bridge]
C#m                         A
   Well she started eyes at me
                       D
Who does she think she is?
                   B
Don't you know who I am?
E                          C
  Well that was a show for you
                      D
It's all you're gonna see
         D
Cause we don't believe


[Instrumental]
B E B E B E A  x2


[Verse 3]
E                   A
  Now there's a conspiracy
    D                 B
And I think we should test a theory
E                 B
  Let's stage the biggest cat fight
D            B           E
Ever seen in history and then
          A
When they get excited
D                 B
  Turn around and be united
E            A                 D
  So they'll know forever when we're together
                      D
That they'll never be able to set us against each other


[Chorus 1]
B
Cat fight
E             B
Everyone loves a cat fight
E       B
For the sick minds
E               A
Don't give them what they want
B
Cat fight
E             B
Everyone loves a cat fight
E       B
For the sick minds
E               A
Don't give them what they want
                A
Don't give them what they want
                E
Don't give them what they want