(afinação D A D G A E)

         E
E|---------------|
A|---------------|
G|-----1---------|
D|-----2---------|
A|-----2---------|
D|-----2---------|

          A
E|---------------|
A|------0--------|
G|------2--------|
D|------2--------|
A|------0--------|
D|---------------|

        Dsus2
E|------0--------|
A|------0--------|
G|------2--------|
D|------0--------|
A|---------------|
D|---------------|

          F#
E|---------------|
A|---------------|
G|------2--------|
D|------4--------|
A|------4--------|
D|------4--------|

(intro 2x) E A  Dsus2 

(1:st guitar)

 E             A
 You would not believe your eyes
 Dsus2
 If ten million home supplies
 E            A                Dsus2
 Appeared and taught me how to live

 E                A
 I test out every bed
        Dsus2
 Look! I'm on a movie set
 E
 You'd think me straight
 A                     Dsus2
 I just can't help but frolic

 Dsus2     A           E
 I like to make myself believe
              Dsus2  A       E  F#
 That I could die... here... happy...
 Dsus2            A           E                F#
 Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me
 Dsus2           A                         E
 I think there's something wrong with this TV

 Dsus2
 Nap time...

 E                 A
 I take a thousand steps
 Dsus2
 When do these arrows end
 E                      A         Dsus2
 Either Deja Vu or I've been here before

 E                   A
 These employees are jerks
 Dsus2
 And there arrows don't freaking work
 E                              A
 Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you
 Dsus2
 How to get out of here!

 Dsus2     A           E
 I like to make myself believe
             Dsus2 A   E       F#
 These magic arrows... help... me.

 Dsus2               A
 With every step I'm lost again
    E                  F#
 My legs can't walk no more

Dsus2              A            E
 I don't think they have an exit door
               Dsus2
 How is this a lamp?!?

           A               E
 I find it kind of hard to believe
                Dsus2  A             E       F#
 That there's a food.. court.. right next.. to me
    Dsus2                A
 If I never left how did I get here
 E                         F#
 I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
 Dsus2  A              E
 Nobody inside made it out!
                      Dsus2
 What are you looking at?!

 (Palm Mute)
 E            A
 My points of latitude and longitude are
 Dsus2
 30 north 100 west
 E              A                    Dsus2
 I'll be on the couch that's on your left

 Dsus2     A           E
 I like to make myself believe
      Dsus2    A    E
 That somebody will save me...

(guitar 2)
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A|------------7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----5-----------------------------------|
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D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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