She can move and she she can groove.
And she goes all the way.
She's got a body nice and firm.
There's something i've just got to say.

Chorus
It's a shame about her pizza face.
It's a shame about her pizza face.
She knows how to please me.
She likes gettin' sleazy.
No one can ever take her place.
It's a shame about her pizza face.

I know i shouldn't feel this way.
I know i'm sounding like a jerk.
I always try to fantasize.
But nothing ever seems to work.

Repeat chorus

It's what's inside that really counts.
And she's such a groovy chick.
Her little butt gets me excited.
But her pizza face just makes me sick.

Repeat chorus