G Cadd9 G Cadd9

[Verse 1]
G                           Cadd9
  I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
G                        Cadd9
  A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
Em7                       D                     C
  I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a
D
  I'm getting drunk on a plane
G                        Cadd9
  I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
G                                   Cadd9
  Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Em7                       D                        C
  Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
D
  I'm getting drunk on a plane

[Chorus]
G                           Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party
Em           Cadd9                   
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6
G
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Cadd9       
Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey
Em
Told her about my condition
Cadd9
Got a little mile-high flight attention
G            Em             Cadd9
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
          D                     G
I'm up so high I may never come down
            Em                     Cadd9
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
               D (let ring out)
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

[Instrumental]
G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9

[Verse 2]
G                                Cadd9
  We had this date marked on the calendar forever
G                             Cadd9
  We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
Em7                            D                            C
  I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
      D
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

[Chorus]
G                           Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party
Em           Cadd9                   
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6
G
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Cadd9       
Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey
Em
Told her about my condition
Cadd9
Got a little mile-high flight attention
G            Em             Cadd9
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
          D                     G
I'm up so high I may never come down
            Em                     Cadd9
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
              D
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

[Solo]
Em  C  G  D  x2 
D

[Verse 3]
G                               Cadd9
  On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
G                               Cadd9
  So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
Em7                              D                         Cadd9
  And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
           D
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

[Chorus]
G                           Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot, it's a party
Em           Cadd9                   
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6
G
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Cadd9       
Leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey
Em
Told her about my condition
Cadd9
Got a little mile-high flight attention
G            Em             Cadd9
  It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
          D                     G
I'm up so high I may never come down
            Em                     Cadd9
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
              D 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

[Outro]
Cadd9                    G
  I'm getting drunk on a plane
Cadd9               G
  I might be passed out
Cadd9            G
  in the baggage claim
             Cadd9  
but right now
               G
I'm drunk on a plane