intro riff in d: 

E|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|-----2---0---------2----------|
D|-0-4---4---4---0-4---4-3-4----|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

E|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|-----2---0---------2----------|
D|-0-4---4---4---0-4---4-3h4-3-2|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|


riff after chorus:
E|-0-5-5-5-3-2--5-5-5-3-2-------|
B|-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-------|
D|-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-------|
A|-0----------------------------|
E|-0----------------------------|



verse:
D – G
Slowly my guitar goes out of tune
Wishing all these songs would somehow dance around the room
Put me in your wallet like an old two dollar bill 
Fifty cents or less and then I’ll teach you how to thrill

Chorus:
G – Bm – D
You and I know
You don’t understand a thing I say
So 
I won’t go away no
You don’t understand a thing I say
G – bm – A (riff)
So I lie

(intro riff again)

Verse:
D – G
Growing old is always hard to do
Empathise and realise its happening to you
One more day then one more month and one more year until
You body goes you mind implodes your wife’s left with the bill

Chorus:
G – Bm – D
You and I know
You don’t understand a thing I say
So 
I wont go away no
You don’t understand a thing I say
G – bm – A (riff)
So I lie

(intro riff) 

Then there is the beach boys thing in D and G

verse:
D – G
Slowly my guitar goes out of tune
Wishing all these songs would somehow dance around the room
Put me in your wallet like an old two dollar bill 
Fifty cents or less and then I’ll teach you how to thrill

Chorus:
G – Bm – D
You and I know
You don’t understand a thing I say
So 
I wont go away no
You don’t understand a thing I say
G – bm – A (riff)
So I lie