D7*

[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
    G*                 D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
                    G*
But we can call it fate

       G*             G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C*             Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G*                 F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
       D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...


[Interlude]
 D7


[Verse 2]
     G
My room’s a mess

I usually dress
     D
Like I am twelve years old
     D
My temper’s bad

I’m always sad
       G                D
I'll complain when I’m cold

    G
I’m usually touring
   G7
Usually boring
  C       Cm
Enneagram 4
      G
I'll lose my keys
        F#
You’ll never see
    D7
My bathroom floor


[Verse 3]
        G
I cry every day

I’m always late
    D
I chew my pens

I’ve not seen “friends”
       G
Not great with dogs

I monologue
     D
I pick my skin

Drink too much gin

        G
Leave you on “read”
         G7
Have a loft bed
   C
Never unpacked
   Cm
Always jetlagged

     G*
Insufferable
      F#*
Uncomfortable
     D7*
Incapable
           B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~