Kali Ma

B- 0
G- 2
D- 1
A- 2
E- 0

[Intro]
G B11 C C7 x2

[Verse 1]
   G                                       B11                C                          C7
We walked around the park at night cause I couldn't afford to take you someplace nice
    G                           B11                       C              C7
You wouldn't hold my hand, no I didn't understand, it was cold outside
    G                      B11                          C                    C7
You looked up at the stars then into my eyes, then back down at your phone
    G             B11              C              C7        G B11 C C7
and that's when I knew that pretty soon we'd both be alone

[Chorus]
G         Bm      Em      C
Let's not do this tonight
G         Bm      Em       C
Let's not do this tonight
      G              Bm              Em        C             G    Bm Em C
Let's just go grab a beer or two I'm sure everything will be fine

[Verse 2]
 G                    B11                     C                     C7
Sorry you're a really nice guy but we're just leading two different lives
  G                               B11                      C            C7
I love that you stuck to the same values you had back in high school
    G                    B11                     C           C7
But I need a man who's a little more motivated than you
    G                                 B11                           C                  C7
And I hope we can still be friends as long as I never have to see your penis again

[Chorus]
G         Bm         Em        C
We should see other people tonight
G         Bm         Em      C
We should see other people tonight
             G                Bm
There's just more fish in the sea
    Em         C           G     Bm  Em  C
I'm sure that you will be fine

[Verse 3]
G                B11
No! What kind of stupid reason is that
  C                                C7
I bet there's another guy oh whose got you on your back
G                    B11
Okay I'm not fucking perfect
C                       C7
But you never gave me a chance for improvement
    G                               B11
And I know that you were drunk that time you said you loved me
    C                      C7
But doesn't that count for something something something something

[Chorus]
G           Bm          Em    C
Why are you quitting on me tonight
G                   Bm               Em          C
I swear if there's someone else I'll slash their tires
G               Bm        Em       C          G    Bm Em C
And then you'll see I was meant to be in your life

[Verse 4]
G                      B11                C             C7
You wouldn't return my texts and you were pretty bad at sex
    G                 B11               C               C7
And you got drunk the first time I introduced you to my parents
       G          B11        C     C7
You're boring and not a nice guy
       G       B11
You're passive aggressive
        C                        C7                G    B11 C C7
And you have to be the center of attention all the time

[Chorus]
G
Well your friends suck
Bm
You drink too much
Em                             C
You quit all things when they get tough
G                     Bm
You always smell like cigarettes
Em               C
I told you I was gonna quit
               G
You're full of shit
               Bm
You're full of shit
               Em   C    G Bm Em C
You're full of shi~iit

[Outro]
G             Bm    Em                          C
Home lemme go home home is when I'm away from you
G                      Bm        Em                   C
Home, I don't wanna go home and just be alone in my room
G             Bm
Home lemme go home
Em                         C
Home is me and my friends shit talking you!