Your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay
You're a food critic and you're fucking gay
You have more hair on your face than you have on your head
Pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead

[chorus:]
You are a food critic [x4]

You're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it
Was new
You're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew
You're gay enough-to go out with liberace
You're gay enough-you fucking fag
I'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me
Jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard