This is Dr. Bombay. Doctoro; buy my rice and curry, buy my rice and curry, acoot!

My uncle in Bombay,
he is very nice.
When he's on holiday,
I take his field of rice,
and open up a store,
like many times before,
the best that's found in Calcutta town

Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy my rice and curry!
So hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy one for two!
Special price for you!

I think I have a problem,
I really don't know why;
I never have a customer who wants to come twice.
Although I guarantee
my secret recipe;
the best that's found in Calcutta town.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy my rice and curry!
So hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy one for two!
Special price for you!

Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry-curry nom-nom
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry nom-nom, curry-curry,
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry-curry nom-nom
Oh-eh-oh

The rice is little sticky
And so I got a clue:
If I throw away the curry,
I can sell the stuff as glue.
Everybody like it;
they like it very much.
The best that's found in Calcutta town.

Oh-eh-oh
This is Dr. Bombay
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry nom-nom, curry-curry.
Oh-eh-oh
Doctoro; buy my rice and curry (Oh-eh -oh), buy my rice and curry, acoot.

(2x)
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy my rice and curry!
So hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy one for two!
Special price for you!

Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry-curry nom-nom
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry nom-nom, curry-curry,
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry-curry nom-nom
Oh-eh-oh