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[Verse 1]
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Hey hey its been so long since I have writt-en with a pen
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Ya know its sharp-er than a sabre, I dont feel like Err-ol Flynn
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  Got no computer I can't type the let-ter in
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  Youre not responding right I guess I bet-ter start again

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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Well lets pre-tend this fell-as hungry got a dozen mouths to feed
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He asked for money for a bus pass and my, heart bleeds
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I throw him a dollar thats ex-actly what he needs
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To get a-nother jug of Thunderbird and na-tur-al-ly ask me for a

[Chorus]
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  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed
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  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed
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A wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua
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A wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua

[Bridge]
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   I know its killing me
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Yea I know its killing me
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Yea I know its killing me
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Yea I know I know I know I know I know I know I need a

[Chorus]
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  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed
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  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed

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          Shut up!

[Verse 3]
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 Its get-ting late you got to get the kit-ten fed
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You got to kiss the lit-tle woman put the children in the bed
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Che-ck the sports and weather and the living and the dead
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You dont have to hear the headlines you can hear what John-ny Carson said

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 4]
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  Oh mis-ter sandman won't you listen to me please I'm saying
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  Ill stay in bed but Ill pre-tend Im on my knees and praying
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  One for my hunger and a-nother for my greed
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And just for-get about my envy Lord and give me what I need, I need a

[Chorus]
D                A              Bm                C
  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed
D                A              Bm                C
  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed
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A wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua
      D                  A                  Bm                 C
A wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua, a wha wha wha hua

[Bridge]
Bm        Bm          Bm
   I know its killing me
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Bm         Bm          Bm
Yea I know its killing me
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Bm         Bm          Bm
Yea I know its killing me
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Bm         Bm       Bm     G
Yea I know I know I know I know I know I know I need a

[Chorus]
D                A              Bm                C
  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed
D                A              Bm                C
  Last cigarette, last cigarette, last cigarette, one before I go to bed

[Outro]
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