L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
The world's best piper, you can't deny
L-double-E, B-O-Y

He won't do kilts, yeah, he wears slacks
Don't you start with him, 'cause he fights back
He's down with us, part of the gang
And his hits keep coming like a boomerang
He tells it like it is, won't kiss your ass
He don't start trouble, 'cause he's got class
A righteous dude, yeah, that's no lie
Like Spicy McHaggis, he's a hell of a guy

L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
If you need Lee, he'll be standing by
L-double-E, B-O-Y

When the King of B-flat walks in the room
The men all cheer, the women swoon
So clear the way and make a path
He's a man on a mission, beware his wrath
It's time to go (go), ring the bell
Here comes the thunder, a drone from hell
He'll bring down the house, he'll raise the roof
Lightning in his hands, TNT in his boots

L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
The world's best piper, you can't deny
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
If you need Lee, he'll be standing by
L-double-E, B-O-Y

L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y

L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
The world's best piper, you can't deny
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
If you need Lee, he'll be standing by
L-double-E, B-O-Y