David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar
Da-vid Kelley is a television write-ah
Wri-tin songs like the Beatles and Chicago...
He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer
I wish that I were David Kelley, 'cause he's unstoppable
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He could write a comedy or a drama
... David Kelley
... David Kelley
... David Kelley

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

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It was called Lake Placid, and it sucked
That's why I started writing for TV,
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That's why I say he's a God not a man
... David Kelley
... David Kelley
... David Kelley

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

David's back with a video show
TV airs tonight another David Kelley show
Put the channels up and what do you know?
David Kelley's name again the man's out of control!
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I wish I had that dicipline and level of self-control
That's why David Kelley's rich and the rest of us are poor!
... David Kelley
... David Kelley
... David Kelley

Yo, yo, yo

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior

[Indian yell]

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-arrior