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Album: South Park Sound track
Transcribed by: Chris
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I don't have the interlude figured out yet if anyone figures it out E-mail it to me please

Intro/Chorus
-|----------------------| repeat a 3 times
-|----------------------|
-|---------5------------|
-|-7-7-7-7-5--7-7-7-7-5-|
-|-7-7-7-7-3--7-7-7-7-5-|
-|-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-3-|
                       FIGHT.........
                    .........SKATE

3 SAY COME OVER HERE MY HONNEY
  I'M GONNA TAKE OF MY PANTS
  AND I'M GONNA MAKE DIRTY LOVE TO YOU
  CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BRAIN BOYTANO'ED DO      drum fill

  CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BRAIN BOYTANO'ED DO!!!
Verses
-|---------------------------| play this at the first first part of each verse
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-|---------------------------|
-|-7---------------5-------2-|
-|-7---------------5-------2-|
-|-5---------------3-------0-|

1 WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOYTANO DO
  IF HE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW
  HE'D MAKE A PLAN AND HE'D FOLLOW THRU
  THAT'S WHAT BRIAN BOYTANO'ED DO            drum fill then Chorus

2 SO WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOYTANO DO
  IF HE WAS HERE TODAY
  IM SURE HE'D KICK AN ASS OR TWO
  THAT'S WHAT BRIAN BOYTANO'ED DO            drum fill then Chorus

-|---------------------------------| repeat this part a few times
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-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-|
-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-|
-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-|

1  WHEN BRIAN BOYTANO WAS IN THE OLIMPICS SKATING FOR THE GOLD
   HE DID TO SOUTH COWS AN A TRIPPLE AXEL WILE WAREIN A BLINDFOLD
   WHEN BRIAN BOYTANO WAS IN THE ALPS FIGHTING GRIZZLE BEARS
   HE USED HIs MAGICAL FIRE BREATH AND SAVED THE MAIDENS FAIRS     then Chorus


2 WHEN BRIAN BOYTANO TRAVELED THROU TIME TO THE YEAR 3010
HE FOUGHT THE EVIL ROBOT KING AND SAVED US ALL AGEN
AND WHEN BRIAN BOYTANO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS HE BEAT UP KUBLA KAHN
CAUSE BRIAN BOYTANO DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY           then to Iterlude

3 BRIAN BOYTANO WAS BORN ON THE PLANET OF KRYLOCK
HE CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US ALL FROM WAR HUNTERS AND STUFF
   HIDIDLODE HIDIDLA BRIAN BOYTANO'S HERE
SO ROUND UP ALL YOUR LASSES AND TELL THEM TO HAVE NO FEAR

INTRLUDE
   NO BRIAN THOES CHIKEN WINGS ARE REALLY SPICEY DON'T EAT THOSE
IV'E NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS
        IV'E NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS
        IV'E NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS (AAGGHH AAGGHH)
        IV'E NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS (AAGGHH AAGGHH)
        IV'E NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS (AAGGHH AAGGHH)
        IV'E NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS (AAGGHH AAGGHH)
                 Then to chorus words w/ pan flute solo