Hydroplaning

C
Something about you liking me
     Am
Just doesn't sit right with me
  C                                    F
I think it probably means you have bad taste

             C
And you know I'm a pretentious asshole
         Am                            C
And I'll find a million tiny things to hassle you about
           Am            F                     C
Make up my mind before I know you and kick you out

[Chorus]
C                   Am
And then, of course I'll whine about
    C                 F
How no one could ever love me
C         F                 Am                        F
Blatantly ignore all of the warning signs in front of me

C                   F                     Am
Drive my car on the interstate while it's raining
     F                C
I go hydroplaning for fun
           Am              F                             C
Fuck up my life on purpose when I get too bored of being numb

[Verse 2]
C
It's 2 am and I'm calling you back
      Am
"Hey, really sorry for the way I acted
C                    F
Anyway, do you wanna come over?
C                   F
Mess around, play a movie in the background
C                              Am              F                 C
We don't even have to talk, in fact I'd really prefer it that we not
C                                    Am                    F          C
That way I don't have to think about you as collateral for all my bad decisions."

[Chorus]
C                                     Am              F
You remind me way too much of all the love I could've seen
C                 Am                        F
All the shit I've served up cold to all the people that were nice to me
        C             F
I'm the queen of self sabotage
   C                F
My insecurities are camouflaged
     Am
If I never let anyone in
        F       Am    C
I won't ever be left again