Poor Napoleon

C C/B C C/B

C                           Em/B              Gm/Bb
I can't lie on this bed anymore it burns my skin
F/A                                     Fm/Ab
You can take the truthful things you've said to me
     D/F#                      F  G
And fit them on the head of a pin
      C       F Dm G
Poor Napoleon

    C                    Em/B   Gm/Bb
You always look so disappointed when I take my stockings off
F/A                          Fm/Ab
Don't you know the facts of life boy
D/F#                              F
Don't you know what these things cost?
C                       Em/B       Gm/Bb
She was selling stolen kisses to travelling salesmen and minstrel singers
F/A             Fm/Ab
You put a penny in the slot
D/F#                F             G
She called you her magic fingers

      C       F Dm G
Poor Napoleon
      C       F Dm G
Poor Napoleon

  E                        E/G#
I bet she isn't all that's advertised
  Am                      C
I bet that isn't all she fakes
D                                Eb
Just like that place where they take your spine
     F                 Eb D
And turn it into soapfla---akes

C C/B  C C/B
C C/B  C C/B

C                    Em/B          Gm/Bb
Bare wires from the socket to the bed where you embraced that girl
F/A            Fm/Ab                D/F#       F
Did you ever think there's far too many people in the world?
C                         Em/B        Gm/Bb
One day they'll probably make a movie out of all of this
F/A               Fm/Ab        D/F#           F                 G
There won't even have to be a murder just a slow dissolving kiss

      C       F Dm G
Poor Napoleon

    C                   F              Dm                         G
So good night little schoolboy, you'd better learn some self control
 C                     F         Dm             G           C F Dm  G
Did you mess up your hairstyle, pour scorn in your begging bo---owl

      C
Poor Napoleon