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[Verse 1]
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  I tried to write a song about you, to take you down
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  But you know where I am is what you hate about me now
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  I've heard the things you've said, calling yourself my ex-boyfriend
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To anyone who would listen, so what's this about?


[Hook]
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'Cause you used to call me pretty 'til you took out the 'R'
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Said "girl you couldn't be more petty than you already are"
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Are you mad 'cause I wrote songs about you breaking my heart?
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'Cause boy you used to call me pretty 'til you took out the 'R'


[Post-Hook]
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I'm singin' like
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I'm singin' like


[Verse 2]
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  Thought we were cool until I saw you take me off your phone
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  It's been so long, you've still not moved out of your parents' home
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  Don't wanna see me now, but you're so happy goin' round
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Recalling how we screwed around, now you're all on your own


[Hook]
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'Cause you used to call me pretty 'til you took out the 'R' (You used to call me pretty 'til you)
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Said "girl you couldn't be more petty than you already are" (Couldn't be more petty)
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Are you mad 'cause I wrote songs about you breaking my heart? (Mad 'cause I wrote songs about you?)
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'Cause boy you used to call me pretty 'til you took out the 'R' (Used to call me pretty)


[Post-Hook]
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I'm singin' like
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I'm singin' like


[Verse 3]
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I said, baby, you're welcome, for the press shots and the parties
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That my name will get you into when I play this song about you
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And you know that I don't hate you, though I've got reason to
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'Cause boy I miss your mother's dinners more than I miss you!


[Outro]
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I'm singin' like
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I'm singin' like