Growing up in a town that has no name
Never knowing which young dame to claim
Feeling like this is the only land in the world
Your patriotism each day more curled

Growing up in a town that has no name
Is your mother eccentric or insane?

Is life just another quest
Out of all the questions surely you jest
Well I made a mistake right along the way
My mother ain't crazy, she's okay

Growing up in a town that has no name
Rewrite history on the walls of fame
Growing up in a town that has no name
Never knowing which young dame to claim
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