G D Cadd9 Am


[Verse]
G        D                     Cadd9         F
Riding a ball and chain with a mirror on the floor
G           D                 Cadd9            Am
Amnesia and fragrance can't remember what it's for
G                 D                  Cadd9           F
But she knows her instincts are just other words for fun
G          D                     C       A
Let in the shade when there's no sun


[Chorus]
G          D                  Cadd9          A
I bought a window display and married her at once
G             D                    Cadd9             A
I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
G             D       Cadd9          A
Look at the inlay the detail matters much
G                D                  Cadd9          A
She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch


[Verse]
G                      D                  Cadd9         F
The best pictures were taken there's some more upon the floor
G          D           Cadd9           Am
Taken on vacation on a hillside by the shore
G               D               Cadd9         G
But she's not a magazine you're reading every month
G               D                 Cadd9    A
And defintitely not the girl next door
Bb5                            D5
Everything you wanted and want more


[Chorus]
G             D           Cadd9               A
Took back the display the details scratched a lot
G          D                   Cadd9     A
Her golden tooth decay and the halitosis rot
G           D           Cadd9            A
So much for history the display left her mark
G            D                     Cadd9          A
Go find her another home where the other dogs can bark

G          D                  Cadd9          A
I bought a window display and married her at once
G             D                    Cadd9             A
I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
G             D       Cadd9          A
Look at the inlay the detail matters much
G                D                  Cadd9          A      G
She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch