G Em C D G Em C D Well, here's a song I've written specifically for you G Em C D Who sit inside the audience and talk through all I do G Em C D I cannot understand it cause I'm pretty good, you see G Em C G So there must be something wrong with you, there's nothing wrong with me [Chorus] G Em C D You're a bloody rotten audience whilst I am very good G Em C D If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood G Em C D I'm ethnic and authentic and I'm really full of class G Em C G While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en masse [Verse 1] G Em C D I'm an artist and authority on music and what's more G Em C D I'm incredible informative on folksong and folklore G Em C D I'm a wonderful performer and so you all must be G Em C G So bloody thick and stupid not to like the like of me [Chorus] G Em C D You're a bloody rotten audience whilst I am very good G Em C D If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood G Em C D I'm ethnic and authentic and I'm really full of class G Em C G While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en masse [Verse 2] G Em C D I'm a folkie and that's obvious, you can tell it by me clothes G Em C D And when I sing traditional, I sing it through me nose G Em C D And if you insist on talking everytime I sing a song G Em C G I'll fix you with 'Bold Robin Hood', that's eighty verses long [Chorus] G Em C D You're a bloody rotten audience whilst I am very good G Em C D If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood G Em C D I'm ethnic and authentic and I'm really full of class G Em C G While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en masse [Verse 3] G Em C D And when I sing contemporary, me heart and soul is pure G Em C D I must be bloody brilliant, cause me writing's so obscure G Em C D My hero's Leonard Cohen, I dig him perfectly G Em C G But I must be so much better, because no-one here digs me [Chorus] G Em C D You're a bloody rotten audience whilst I am very good G Em C D If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood G Em C D I'm ethnic and authentic and I'm really full of class G Em C G While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en masse [Verse 4] G Em C D But now I'm going to leave you, cause I feel I'm wasting time G Em C D Couldn't possibly be wasting yours, so you must be wasting mine G Em C D And let me tell you now that I'm not out here for me health G Em C G So if you don't come and pull with me, I'll go and pull meself [Outro] G Em C D You're a bloody rotten audience whilst I am very good G Em C D If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood G Em C D I'm ethnic and authentic and I'm really full of class G Em C G But underneath it all I'm just a pain in the flipping arse
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