Let me tell you a story that nobody has heard
If you’ll be my disciple I will give you the word
If you give me a reason I will give you a rhyme
If you want the location I will give you the time
Oh, whatcha doing to me?

And now you won’t deliver like you said you would
I just realized I don’t feel so good, oh no

If you give me your money I will sign your release
If you tell me your symptom I will cure your disease
If you ask me no questions I will give no replies
If you give me no answers I will tell you no lies
You’re making it hard, you’re making it hard for me

And now you say that you won’t tell me where or when
I just realized I’ve been had again

I just realized the source of all my trouble begins right here at home
Oh, yeah

Let me tell you a story that nobody has heard
If you’ll be my disciple I will give you the word
If you won’t come to see me I will tell you I’m blind
If you think I’m nobody I will pay you no mind
You’re making it hard (Sing it), you’re making it harder
Take it easy

And then I had to go and put my two cents in
I just realized what a fool I’ve been

I just realized (Ooh hoo hoo)