F# B  E  F#
                x2
 A  D  E  F#

 [Verse 1]
F#          B           E   F#
 Nothing surprises me much
         A        D
 And my hobbies include
 E       F#
 Laughing in the dark
F#             B
 Do you want to go to the farm?
 E             F#
 Do you want to go to the park?
 A            D                E            F#
 I'll get you ice cream if you give me your card


 [Verse 2]
F#          B          E   F#
 Nothing impresses me much
             A        D
 I've got a great attitude
 E         F#
 And a map to the stars
F#             B                E            F#
 I've got your number from that sign in the lawn
         A                D           E       F#
 I also want to vanquish evil but my mojo is gone

 F#

 [Verse 3]
F#                  B                 E    F#
 Come on, I bet you know most of my friends
                A              D   E         F#
 They're some real exclusive dudes from just around the bend
F#                B
 They're playing demos
   E              F#
 Oh, they're wearing Dries
          A                 D               E           F#
 I can escort you down the runway, I just joined the police...
                F#                  B           E    F#
 Just right now! So you wanna be a grifter like me?
          A        D      E          F#
 Are you hearing impaired with your own URL?
F#                B
 I'm the second coming
  E               F#
 Oh, I'm the last to know
    A            D            E            F#
 I didn't get invited but I know where to go

  F#

 [Outro]

 F# B  E  F#
                x2
 A  D  E  F#