Half Moon Bag

E                  A
Don’t look so woebegone
           E                   A
There’s no world beyond the windows
             E           A
And when the windows are shut
          B7
The day is done

It’s done

E                   A
Just pull the covers up
     E              A                    E
It’s where we go to sleep and choke our thoughts
    A
And keep still until dawn
B7  F#m  F#7
I
B7  F#m
I
B7  F#m        E
I       love you
                 Fm  Bdim
And everything’s perfect
Bm           F#m
Look mom, I’m happy
                   B7
It’s just like we rehearsed it

[Chorus]
           E
No need to sigh
              C#m
‘Cause planet Earth can’t fit inside
   D#m7b5       G#7       A
A small blue half-moon bag
Amaj7      E
Under your eyes
              C#m
And this will all be televised

(All be televised)
   D#m7b5                   G#7
Be glad you got the part!
   A
Remember
              Amaj7 F#7   A                      B7
Someday we’ll be  ejected  from the world like a cartridge

[Verse 2]
        E                A
I think you need a paper bag
                  E           A
I thought you got used to the wobble!
               E       A
But now you’re dizzy again
     B7     F#m7
Not again
  B7   F#m7
Again
  B7      F#m7
Again, oh no
              E
I’m eating my greens
                 Fdim  Bdim
And everything’s worth it
             F#m
Tell dad I’m healthy
             B7         B
Just like he predicted
[Chorus]
           E
No need to sigh
              C#m
‘Cause planet Earth can’t fit inside
  D#m7b5        G#7       A
A small blue half-moon bag
           E
Under your eyes
              C#m
And this will all be televised

(All be televised)
   D#m7b5                    G#7
Be glad you got the part!
   A
Remember

[Instrumental]

|E      |E      |C#m   |C#m     |
|D#dim  |G#7    |A     |A       |  X4

[Outro]
              Amaj7  F#7   A                      B7
Someday we’ll be   ejected  from the world like a cartridge