Bm  Bm  E  E
Bm  Bm  D  A

[Chorus]
E  G  D  A

[Intro]
Bm  Bm  E  E
(There might be an E7 thrown in there at the end of the measure)

[Verse 1]
     Bm
Woke up at quarter to four
      Bm
And I took my change off of the floor
       E
Then I packed my suitcase with a brand new face
       E
And threw myself out the door
      Bm
......Too many dues to pay
      Bm
And it was raining rusty nails on a sunny day
      D
So I wrote a postcard to the wrecking yard
           A
Sayin' "I won't be coming in today"

[Chorus]
     E
I'm alright
      G
Yeah, I'm okay
        D
Well I rolled into town on a tumbleweed,
           A
and I'll be blowing on the breeze tonight
          Bm
Feeling no pain

[Verse 2]
        Bm
No, I'll never be no billionaire
        Bm
And you might not believe it, but I just don't care
        E
I don't give a goddamn about the green I make
        E
As long as nobody takes my cake
        Bm
I get so god damn down sometimes
        Bm
I like to roll down the windows and I take a drive
         D
Feel the breeze with a bottle up between my knees
         A
Til it gets tough to see the lines

[Chorus]
        E
I'm alright
        G
said, I'm okay
         D
So get off my back with your heart attacks,
             A
'cause there ain't an ambulance in sight
                Bm
And I'm feeling no pain

[Verse 3]
        Bm
I hate every cop in this town
       Bm
.....Always throwing their weight around
               E
Sometimes it's like I got a sign taped to my back
         E
Saying "kick this poor boy around"
        Bm
I live on beer and cigarettes
        Bm
....It hasn't seemed to kill me yet
             D
But when that moment comes I won't be afraid
       A
Just one less clown in this parade

[Chorus]
         E
I'm alright
           G
Yeah, I'm okay
       D
And I got my own personal philosophy
        A
I won't mess with you if you don't mess with me
                   E
And I don't wanna fight,
                   G
I got nothing to gain
            D
And I've been all over this whole world,
       A
from the hurricane to the Tilt A Whirl

               Bm
And I'm feeling no pain
           Bm
Feeling no pain
            Bm
I'm feeling no pain