F#m   - 2 4 4 2 2 2
E     - 0 2 2 1 0 0
Bm    - x 2 4 4 3 2

Key:
^ Upstroke
v Downstroke


Intro/Main Riff:
E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||
     A                 Dsus2             F#m                E                   E
e||E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||--|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||-|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||-|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||---||-0~~|
B||o-----2-0---0-0-2-|-3---2-0---2-----|E|E|-------||2---0-----|E|E|-------||0---0---0--o||-0~~|
G||------2-2---2-2-2-|-2---2-2---2-----|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|-------||0h|-1-----1---1---1---||-1~~|
D||--2---2-2---2-2-2-|-0---0---0---0---|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||-|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||---||-2~~|
A||o-0---0-0---0-0-0-|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||-|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||-|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||--o||-2~~|
E||E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||--|E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||-|-2---2---2---2---|-0---0---0---0-----||-0~~|
     v   v ^   ^ v ^   v   v ^ v ^ v     v   v ^ v ^ v ^   v   v ^ v ^ v ^

Verse 1:
E|E|E|-------||-|
  A                       Dsus2               F#m                         E
I have to admit that I am one of the many who thought that a guitar would win him a lady
   A                          Dsus2                   F#m                E
My teenage years, they were a feminine drought, and I thought that a serenade would help out
   A                          Dsus2               F#m                        E
It seemed to be working for a couple of years - I wrote a few songs and they wrought a few tears
         A                     Dsus2               F#m                           E
But when I hit my twenties, it ran out of steam. I seemed to be suffering from romantic fatigue


Chorus:
E|E|-------||
    F#m     Dsus2                    A              E
And I never know which song I should play her, each melody is
F#m   Dsus2   Bm              E
A memory of a not-forgotten failure
        A      E               F#m      E        Dsus2
So when I get out my guitar tonight, to do what I do, remember
                  E
I probably didn't write this song for you


(Repeat Intro)


Verse 2:
E|E|E|-------||-|
       A                        Dsus2                      F#m                       E
And so as I have mentioned, the shelf-life was short - the scheme wasn't working, despite what I 
thought
    A                   Dsus2                 F#m                                    E
The ladies all left me alone in the end, so I had to switch the names around and then sing it again


Bridge:
E|E|-------||
Bm    E             A     E       F#m        
Every life-long-love, and every best friend
Bm       E            A      A7
Slipped away into the past
Bm      E            A        E         F#m                 Dsus2
Take my words with caution, I can't pretend that you're the first
                 E
You won't be the last


Chorus (Extended):
E|E|E|E|-------||-|E|E|E|-------||-||--
    F#m     Dsus2                    A              E
And I never know which song I should play her, each melody is
F#m   Dsus2   Bm              E
A memory of a not-forgotten failure
     A        E                F#m      E        Dsus2
So when I get out my guitar tonight, to do what I do, remember
                  E
I probably didn't write this song
     Dsus2            E
No I certainly didn't write this song
     Dsus2        E                     Dsus2
No I never, never wrote a song for you