A
Well, here's a story 'bout a southern gal
D
She got all the parts and she's built quite well
G                          C
And her name is Dixie Dynamite
A
She's a lady with beauty and grace
D
And she's got all this till you see her face
G                                     C
A pair so big they'll really grab your eyes

[Verse 2]
A
Big bad Bill was a man of means
D
When he come around you hear Dixie scream
G                     C
They jumped in his Cadillac
A
Everyday for them was fun
D
Cruisin' on the highway called 101
G                       C
They ain't comin' back, no


[Chorus]
A                D
Dixie, won't you be my wife
G                 C
Dixie, Dixie Dynamite?


[Verse]
A
The truckers on their way back from Arkansas
D
Couldn't believe now what they saw
G                               C
Dixie driving with her top on down
A
When the sun come out, she don't waste no time
D
Her and Bill drive to county line
G                                          C
They sit there and talk about their dairy farm


[Verse]
A
Bill said, "Dixie, won't you be my wife?"
D
She said, "Yeah, babe let's share our life
G                          C
You seem to be the man for me"
A
Dixie got as fat as a horse
D
Bill dumped her and gave her a divorce
G                                      C
He ran out the back door as fast as he could


[Verse]
A
Well, he traded in his Caddy for some spandex jeans
D
Now he's a stud and drives a Limousine
G                           C
He owns a disco club in Hollywood


[Chorus]
A                D
Dixie, won't you be my wife
G                C
Dixie, Dixie Dynamite?