The Modern Leper

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
(Play tab above throughout verse)
A cripple walks amongst you all,
you tired human beings
He's got all the things a cripple has
not two working arms and legs
And vital parts fall from his system
and dissolve in Scottish rain
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Vitally he doesn't miss them He's too fucked up to care

[Chorus]
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Is that you in front of me? Coming back for even more of exactly the same?
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You must be a masochist, to love a modern leper on his last leg.
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On his last leg
[Verse]
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[Verse 2]
(2nd verse same chords as 1st)
I've crippled your heart a hundred times
and still can't work out why
See, I've got this disease, I can't shake and I'm just rattling through life
Well, oh, this is how we do things now,
yeah this is how the modern stay scared
So I cut out all the good stuff Yeah,
I cut off my foot to spite my leg

[Chorus]
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Is that you in front of me? Coming back for even more of exactly the same?
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You must be a masochist, to love a modern leper on his last leg.
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  I am ill but I'm not dead and I don't know which of those I'd prefer
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Because that limb which I have lost, it was the only thing holding me up

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Holding me                      uuuuuuuuuuuppp

[Bridge]
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I'm lying on the ground now and you walk in through the only door
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Well, I have lost my eyesight like I said I would But I still knowwwww

[Verse]
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  That that is you in front of me
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and you are back for even more of exactly the same
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Well, are you a masochist? You love a modern leper on his last leg
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You're not ill and I'm not dead. Doesn't that make us the perfect pair?
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You should sit with me and we'll start again.
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And you can tell me all about what you did today
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What you did today.