I go outside, I smeel it
A mysterious verb is in the air
I got an asthma fit
This is so unfair but I'm outside in the fresh air with the fresh air breathing in the fresh air

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Tastes good, jim!
I gotta pay my bills tho
Please buy soil at lowes, com I'm lonely

I go outside
(It's dark!)
I touch the grass
(It's dark!)

I eat the dirt
(It's dirt!)
It's dark outside
(It's dark!)

I go outside
(It's dark!)
I touch the grass
(It's dark!)

I eat the dirt
(It's dirt!)
It's dark outside

Why don't you retweet my tweet?
You know that'd be real neat
That dirt on your feet
Looks like a real treat!
(Jim!)

I might be a worm
But at least my rhymes are firm
They call me earthworm len
Yea

Where's my shovel?
(It's dark!)
Shit I opened Skype and I can't get it to stop
(It's dark!)

Ghost and aria are bullying ponko!
(It's dirt!)
It's dark outside

Give a standing ovation
For every crustacean
A worm? He's an earthworm!
A big boiii worm!

Take a munch of the good crunch!
If it's crunchy and good, it's a good munch!
If you have a good time it's a good crunch!
Think of a crunch: If it's a munch, its good

Is it possible? Can it happen?
Can't have the crunch without the munch
It's like a good relationship
You don't want an unhealthy crumch

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Oi, oi, oi, break it up lads!
It's the official ponko song!
Ponko ponko!
It's dark outside!

[Gasps] listen!
Listen
Do you hear it?

Fortify the night
For the soil of the gods
Is in my veins, in my heart
Nevermore, nevermore

Shall you take what was mine
For the soil of the gods
Is in the visceral remains
Forever