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[Verse]
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I'm the new greek statue
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You can take home and enjoy
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I'm the dream of every queen
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The world's most gorgeous boy
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I'm the billion dollar baby
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With a million dollar smile
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I'm the toast of every coast
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And I can't sing - oh, honey


[Chorus]
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Blond adonis on the endless autobahn
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Blond adonis on the cover of a magazine
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Blond adonis on the golden streets of cannes
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Blond adonis on the silver screen


[Verse]
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I'm the new sex object
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And I am god's gift to you
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I'm the blond with tousled frond
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And eyes of baby blue
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I can't sing, but I can do some things
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That leave you breathless
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Take me home and leave the light off
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You'll see why I'm famous


[Chorus]
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Blond adonis on the endless autobahn
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Blond adonis on the cover of a magazine
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Blond adonis on the golden streets of cannes
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Blond adonis on the silver screen


[Break]
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[Verse]
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I'm the last of the master race
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The grand teutonic plague
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My computer-generated
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Face is all the rage
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I'm continuously updated,
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I never age
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I'm only an actor, and the
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whole world is a stage


[Chorus]
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Blond adonis on the endless autobahn
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Blond adonis on the cover of a magazine
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Blond adonis on the golden streets of cannes
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Blond adonis on the silver screen