I'm the new greek statue
you can take home and enjoy
I'm the dream of every queen
the world's most gorgeous boy
I'm the billion dollar baby
with a million dollar smile
I'm the toast of every coast
and I can't sing - oh, honey

blond adonis on the endless autobahn
blond adonis on the cover of a magazine
blond adonis on the golden streets of cannes
blond adonis on the silver screen

I'm the new sex object
and I am god's gift to you
I'm the blond with tousled frond
and eyes of baby blue
I can't sing, but
I can do some things
that leave you breathless
take me home and leave the light off
you'll see why I'm famous

I'm the last of the master race
the grand teutonic plague
my computer-generated face is all the rage
I'm continuously updated, I never age
I'm only an actor, and the whole world is a stage