So water the plants
And put on your mother's pants
Just be a modern man
Just be a modern man
Paint up your face and dance
And cancel all rainy day plans
Just be a modern man
Just be a modern man
So call up your friend at 10
And tell him you love him
And just be modern men
And just be modern men
And don't think it's easy
Living so freely
But I'm a modern man
Doing the best I can