Oh, honey we've been arguing now for so long
I can't remember who's right and who's wrong
All I can think of is the sink was full when we started
Now it's empty and I am tired

Oh, honey how can you think we can go on like this
I know it's painful, but it's time to face it
We made a battlefield out of our kitchen sink

Oh, honey I thought a shower would clean out this mess
Turns out the water just gave us a break
We brushed our teeth, put our PJ's on and got ready
For a second round before we go to sleep

Oh, honey how can you think we can go on like this
I know it's painful, but it's time to face it
We built a fence in the middle of our mattress

I could tell you it's my bad, but we know that we both wear the hat
I could raise you my flag oh honey if you'd tell me that
We're worth the trouble, but I'm not a fool

Oh, honey how I don't think we can go on like this
I know it's painful, but it's time to face it
We made a battlefield out of our kitchen sink
We built a fence in the middle of our mattress
This war needs to end, honey don't you think?