F#      (9-9-11-11-11-9)
B       (799877)
D#m     (688766)
G#m     (466444)
C#      (9-11-11-10-9-9)


[Intro]

F# B D#m G#m (x2)


[Verse 1]

F#                   B
Some stupid chick in the checkout line
D#m                      G#m
Was paying for beers with nickels and dimes
F#                   B
And some old man who clipped coupons
D#m                     G#m
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
F#    B         D#m          G#m
All I wanted to buy was some cigarettes
    F#         B          D#m       G#m
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left


[Chorus 1]

I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyone                       I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyone                       I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-one          I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-
B        B        B        B
oooooooo-ooooooone


[Chorus 2]

F#         B             D#m       G#m
   All the people on the street, I hate you
F#             B            D#m     G#m
all - And the people that I meet, I hate you
F#             B            D#m     G#m
all - And the people that I know, I hate you
F#             B            D#m      G#m
all - And the people that I don't, I hate you
B       B       B       B
aaaaaaaall

Oh, I hate you all


[Verse 2]

F#                        B
Some fucking asshole just cut me off
    D#m                     G#m
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
F#                   B
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
   D#m                         G#m
He slammed on the brakes but I made a mistake
F#             B         D#m        G#m
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
    F#         B              D#m               G#m
But he was six three, and two hundred pounds of Satan


[Chorus 1]

I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyone                       I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyone                       I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-one          I hate
F#       B        D#m      G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-
B        B        B        B
oooooooo-ooooooone


[Chorus 2]

F#         B             D#m       G#m
   All the people on the street, I hate you
F#             B            D#m     G#m
all - And the people that I meet, I hate you
F#             B            D#m     G#m
all - And the people that I know, I hate you
F#             B            D#m      G#m
all - And the people that I don't, I hate you
B       B       B       B
aaaaaaaall

Oh, I hate you all


[Bridge]

D#m                    B
   I bet you think I'm kidding
D#m                       B
   But I promise you it's true
D#m            B
   I hate most everybody
    C#            C#
But most of all - I - hate
    C#
Oh, I hate you-hoo


[Outro]

F#         B             D#m       G#m
   All the people on the street, I hate you
F#            B             D#m     G#m
all - And the people that I meet, I hate you
F#            B             D#m     G#m
all - And the people that I know, I hate you
F#            B             D#m      G#m
all - And the people that I don't, I hate you
F#            B             D#m     G#m
all - And the people in the east, I hate you
F#            B             D#m      G#m
all - And the people I hate least, I hate you
F#            B             D#m     G#m
all - And the people in the west, I hate you
F#            B             D#m     G#m      B
all - And the people I like best, I hate you all
               F#
Oh, I hate you all