I'm gonna write a song, we're gonna bang to it like Donkey Kong
You're gonna sing it all night long, get your big balls out, let's play ping pong
I'm giving you one more chance, if you want your head slammed by a gong
You've been doing this way too wrong, let me explain with my tongue
I'm gonna write a song, we're gonna bang to it like Donkey Kong
You're gonna sing it all night long, get your big balls out, let's play ping pong
Been longing for your big fat tongue since I saw you on that TV show

You've got a long way to go
You're the feather I'm the crow
I'm bored now and it's getting quite late
It's taken you a while and I've got a mate
Come quick, 'cause I want to escape
I'm dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming of a guy who can

Spin, spin, spin, spin my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Wow, wow, wow he spins my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Spin, spin, spin, spin my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Wow, wow, wow he spins my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown

I'm gonna write a song
We're gonna bang to it like Donkey Kong
You're gonna sing it all night long
Get your big balls out, let's play ping pong
I'm giving you one more chance
If you want your head slammed by a gong
You've been doing this way too wrong

Let me explain with my tongue
I'm gonna write a song
We're gonna bang to it like Donkey Kong
You're gonna sing it all night long
Get your big balls out, let's play ping pong
Been longing for your big fat tongue
Since I saw you on that TV show
You've got a long way to go
You're the feather I'm the crow

Spin, spin, spin, spin my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Wow, wow, wow he spins my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Spin, spin, spin, spin my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Wow, wow, wow he spins my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown

Spin, spin, spin
Sex, sex, sex
Wow, wow, wow
Sex, sex, sex
Spin, spin, spin, spin my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown
Wow, wow, wow he spins my body round and round
We do sex, sex, sex, and he shoots into my crown