Sex club situation, it's my weeknight occupation
At an undisclosed location, I'll fill you in like an application

That's why I'm so obsessed, I'm obsessed with ya, uh-huh
[2x]

And you can do what you wanna do (in living color)
Cuz nobody's gonna wanna stop you (no not your mother)
You got a little something stuck in your shoe (it's what you paid for)
But you're nasty so what else is new? (I'll be your neighbor)

That's why I'm so impressed, I'm impressed by ya, uh-huh
[2x]

And you can do that dance you learned in community college last year
I think it was called Haitian
When you're in a club situation
And ev'ry time you're there your feet up in the air because you keep on feeling that fascination

When you're in a club situation
Dance club situation
A super physical education
So get over that moral fixation
And indulge in some undulation!

That's why I wanna dance
I wanna dance with ya, uh huh
[2x]

Well it's the only to unwind (but it's a livin)
After duelin' with the daily grind (all is forgiven)
And at Laney you might get so behind (but what's the difference)
Cuz the sweat'll make you lose your mind (I'll be your witness)

That's why I'll take a chance
I'll take a chance on ya, uh huh
[2x]

And you can blackout drunk your keys stuck in the trunk but you will learn it's all about relation when you're in a club situation
And your hair's on fire but dontcha get tired let loose and let yourself feel the sensation, when you're in a club situation
Jonny Makeup across the nation, I think we've found ourselves in a situation
Colloboration, Danish sensation
I think we're livin' in times of stimulation

Pass the Crisco, meet me at the disco
we'll get down and out just like in San Francisco
I'm going bonkers, I'm lost in Yonkers
the queens are droppin' chocolate like they're Willy Wonkers!