Chillin' on the couch with Fred
In his lap is where I lay my head
Spend our Saturday evening watching Brokeback Mountain
Again

This movie is getting me hot
Good thing I like my brother a lot
Actually, he's the best looking guy in the world
Just like me!

Brotherly love is what we've got
Brotherly love, so freakin' hot
Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way

One night I followed Percy and Ron
Walking to the attic, arm in arm
I just had to see what they were doing
I'll admit it was pretty cool
They had a threesome, Percy, Ron and the ghoul
Who knew that Spattergroit could be sexy?

Brotherly love is what we've got
Brotherly love, so freakin' hot
Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way

Here's the truth about Charlie and Bill
They went to play Quidditch on Snowted hill
I grabbed my broom and thought that I would join them
I saw them there by the light of the moon
Bill was riding something but it wasn't his broom
Now I know that Charlie's not a natural redhead

Brotherly love is what we've got
Brotherly love, so freakin' hot
Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way

And now back to me and Fred
We moved our party from the couch to the bed
I quickly levitated our mirror up to the ceiling
Our sneakoscopes was glaring but we didn't care
Fred said "Accio!" to my underwear
We always like to keep it in the family

Brotherly love is what we've got
Brotherly love, so freakin' hot
Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way

Brotherly love, that's how we rock
Brotherly love, Fred's such a fox
Brotherly love, we keep it in the fa-mi-ly!

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