D               A        Bm            D
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
  Bm            D                 A
About nothing and everything all at once
D            A
I am one of those
   Bm           D
Melodramatic fools
   Bm             D
Neurotic to the bone
               A
No doubt about it

G             A                D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G              A                     D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

G                   A
It all keeps adding up
  D                   Bm
I think I'm cracking up
    G          A                   D
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

( D  A  Bm  D )

  D          A
I went to a shrink
 Bm               D
To analyze my dreams
      Bm                D                      A
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
  D         A
I went to a whore
 Bm                    D
She said my life's a bore
  Bm                        D                  A
So quit my whining, 'cause it's bringing her down

G             A                D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G              A                     D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

G                   A
It all keeps adding up
  D                   Bm
I think I'm cracking up
    G         A                    D
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

( D  A  Bm  G )
( D  A  Bm  G )

 G           A
Grasping to control
            D     A  Bm  D  Bm  D  A
So I better hold on

( D  A  Bm  D  Bm  D  A )

G             A                D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G              A                     D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

G                   A
It all keeps adding up
  D                   Bm
I think I'm cracking up
    G          A                   D
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

[Final] D  A  Bm  G