(intro) F# B Bm F# C# F# C#

    F#
Sometimes it gets real hard
       B                Bm
And I need some kind of output
       F#                                  C#
For input twice the size of my one inch mind
     F#
So slap me on the hand
         B                Bm
Put it right back down my pants
 F#            C#
Turn me right around.
                 F#
Kick me in the ass.

B
Well today I say sweet things
      F F#      F F#
But tomorrow
         B
I'll be making up excuses
        C#
For my actions cuz it's been so long
       F#
Since I've been in love
       B             Bm
That special kind of feeling
 F#               C#
Guess my best excuse
                  F#    C#
I'm on the wagon again

B
Well today I say sweet things
     F F#    F F#
But tomorrow
         B
I'll be making up excuses
        C#
For my actions cuz it's been so long
       F#
Since I've been in love
       B             Bm
That special kind of feeling
 F#             C#
Guess my best excuse
                   F#
I'm on the wagon again
B                      C#
Well I got no real excuse
                    F#
I'm on the wagon again

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