Yesterday I went to church
To confess my deeds and cleanse my soul
Looking for some holy cure
Blessed the priest and he went cold

Later I phoned my ex
Told her she was a bitch
Begged her to take me back
But all she had to say was

I am a sinner
I'm a source of evil
They tried to raise me a believer
But God failed to deliver

Today I got a business flight
For procrastinating suicide
Even this close to the skies
I still can’t see the light

Tomorrow I’ll aproach the bench
The judge will say I make no sense
When his hammer pounds the desk
Jury will find me guilty, sayin'

I'm a sinner
I'm a source of evil
They tried to raise me a believer
But God failed to deliver

I'm a sinner
I'm a source of evil
They tried to raise me a believer
But God failed to deliver