A
I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains
        D
I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains
        E
I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains
      D (no chord)                      D7 A (x4)
I'm a bogus official - don't let me in.
        A
I'm the police, I'm the clergy, I'm measures and weights
        D
I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates
          E
I need to know where you'll be on the following dates
           D (no chord)                 D7 A (x4)
'Cos I'm a bogus official - nice dress.
A
Courteous, friendly, jolly and fat
       D
With a smile saying "look, I know it's under the mat"
  E
I don't give a fuck about your missing cat
    D (no chord)    A
B-O-G-U-S official.