C              F               Am          G
Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it
C    F         Am         G
Ugly frontage? don't even think it.
Em                  Am    Em                 Am
I want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet,
D               D7                         G
I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard.
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'Cos I'm a CAMRA man,   Camra man,   Camra man.
C   F      Am      G        C       F    Am    G
Weekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionado
Em         Am   Em           Am
No wife no kids, no way juke box
D              D7           G
I get sent the Belstaff catalogues.
           C         G  C         G  C         G    (instr C G rpt)
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man,   Camra man,   Camra man.
Em                      Am      Em                      Am
And at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to me
Em                 Am      Em                Am
A Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook.
D7                        G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7                        G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7                        G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7                        G7               C
Guess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA man
  G          C            G
A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man.
     C          G          C          G
Oh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am
      C                    G
I'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan;
      C                       G
I've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan"
           C                              G
I've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the back
           C                          G
I've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it out
          C          G          C          G
Because I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I am
       C            Am           C            Am
I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man
            G                      C  C7
And you can really taste the hops!