INTRO 

A

BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar

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A|----0--0-0-7-7-9-9-7--5-5-4--4--2--2--0---------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------|


GUITAR RIFF

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B|------------------------------------------------------------|
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VERSE 1

         E
Same old Hampstead

E       A
Ken Hom wok set

A        E
Dead sea bath salts

E         A
Jog proof iPod

A        E
Iron age hill fort

E         A
Long term road works

A         E
High tide bird watch

E    A            
B&Q, Homebase


   D             A
If Jesus came to earth today

       D           A
They'd crucify him straight away

 D              A
Upon a cross of MDF

    E               A
And use No Need For Nails


Bass riff x2


VERSE 2

A          E
Ship shape farmhouse

E         A
Dry stone wall chart

A         E
Cash back footspa

E             A
Straight down Ladbrookes

A        E
Low cost school trip

E        A
Ram raid Oxfam

A            E
Christ, that sun's hot

E          A
Yes that's right, Sir


D           A
Help me Mrs Medlicott

  D                  A
I don't know what to do

     D              A
I've only got three bullets

            E              A
And there's four of Motley Crue


Guitar riff

GUITAR G  O

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A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

     A                 E     A
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------0-0--2--4---------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

    D               C#m         E              A
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-4-2-0-----------0-2-4---------0--2--4-----------|
E|-------------------------------0----0-0----------------------------------|

    D               C#m         E
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-2-0---------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------0------------------------------------------|



A                        E               A
Spoiling Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me

A           E        A           E
12 drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing, 

A          E         A          E
10 mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping, 

A             E        A        E        A        E
8 christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming

A    B       E
Nick fucking Knowles

  A                D         A         E
4 boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan 

      A            E      B  A
And a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee

A

A           E            A
I'm driving backwards at peak hour 

 B        E        A
Along the Edgeware Road