G#

[Verse]
        G#             F#            C#
They're making lots of noise down in Texas
      G#              F#            C#
And I love that rebel flag of Tennessee 
G#                F#            C#
Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi
G#            F#       C#
Flirtin' with old misery
     G#          F#          C#
I've broken that train in Alabama 
         G#                F#           C#
And I've crossed more than one too many lines
G#              F#            C#
Smell that weed deep in Louisiana 
           G#              F#           C#
Makes that trouble in Texarkana seem so fine 

[Chorus]
               F#                 C#            G#
And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
  F#                       C#                      G#
I love that sweet southern smell of Virginia's vagina

[Verse]
      G#               F#                C#
Ain't nothing like the wives of West Virginia
       G#        F#       C#
Or the howl of a Kentucky trail 
     G#       F#           C#
That mud gets deep down in Florida
        G#              F#       C#
Hell it keeps me out of Arkansas jail
  G#            F#        C#
I love that big sky in Montana
   G#              F#             C#
Idaho's rivers are always cold as ice
       G#     F#          C#
By the time I get to California
    G#              F#            C#
The rowdy folks are always out of sight

[Chorus]
               F#                 C#            G#
And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
      F#                      C#              G#
Ain't nothing like the feel of Virginia's vagina

[Solo]
G# F# C# C#  x8
F# C# G# G#  x2

[Verse]
     G#     F#                C#
That Navajo nation brings the thunder
    G#      F#          C#
And Arizona burns you alive
      G#         F#            C#
Those roughnecks raise Hell in Houston
    G#        F#              C#
And Minnesota always blows my mind
      G#         F#          C#
I got buzzed one time in Indiana
         G#       F#          C#
Couldn't walk for two days in Lakeville
     G#            F#             C#
I've hung out with Hell in Pennsylvania
         G#                 F#        C#
And only Tolleson knows the shape I'm in

[Chorus]
               F#                 C#            G#
And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
      F#                      C#              G#
Ain't nothin' like the feel of Virginia's vagina

[Verse]
        G#             F#            C#
They're making lots of noise down in Texas
      G#              F#            C#
And I love that rebel flag of Tennessee 
G#                F#            C#
Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi
G#            F#       C#
Flirtin' with old misery
     G#          F#          C#
I've broken that train in Alabama 
         G#                F#           C#
And I've crossed more than one too many lines
     G#       F#                C#
That Michigan madhouse makes me wonder
     G#         F#             C#
Am I walkin' on someone else's time?

[Chorus]
               F#                 C#            G#
And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
      F#                      C#              G#
Ain't nothin like the feel of Virginia's vagina
               F#                 C#            G#
And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
      F#                      C#              G#
Ain't nothin like the feel of Virginia's vagina