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                 No comedians


[Verse 1]
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One day he was admiring his reflection
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In his favorite mirror
     C
When he realised all too clearly
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What a freakin' old beasty man he was
        C       G
Who is? You is, you is now son


[Verse 2]
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I took to hiding, I took to hiding
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I took to hiding, hiding strange things
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I took to dribbling, we took to dribbling down my front
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I starting running, I starting running on the spot


[Verse 3]
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Picked ya picture, now i'm gonna eat ya
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Picked ya picture, now i'm gonna eat ya
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We're all food, you're cake
              C                     G
We're all the food, you're weirdos' cream


[Verse 4]
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Quick quick, fast fast, quick quick, fast fast
C                                                G
I took to dribbling, I took to dribbling down my front
                    C                          G
You took to hiding, you took to hiding strange things


[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 5]
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One day she was touching her reflection
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In her favorite mirror
         C
When she realised all to clearly
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What a freakin' old weirdo she was
         C        G
Who was? She was, she is...


[Verse 6]
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Fast fast, quick quick, quick quick, fast fast
                    C                          G
She took to hiding, she took to hiding strange things
                     C                          G
I took to dribbling, I took to dribbing down my front