Been bubbling potions and tonics
Sitting in my laboratory
Oh, I nearly set you on fire girl
To bring you on back to life
But whatever I do
Woke up it was six in the morning
The televisions were howling
That's when I noticed she'd broken a bitch-shaped hole in the wall
Beware whatever you do

'Cause I created a monster
She's living out in the dumpsters
She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo
And no it's not in your head
It's not in your head
It's not in your head

She's raiding the kitchens and gardens
I'm fearing this may lead to problems
They're gonna shoot you down girl
And put you in a hole in the floor
At least that's what I'd do

Yeah I created a monster
She's living out in the dumpsters
She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo
And no it's not in your head
It's not in your head
It's not in your

Dr. Kno, why'd you have to be so critical?
I'm only trying to please you
I suppose I was looking forward to meet
But you've created a monster
I'ma give you a monster

I created a monster
She's living out in the dumpsters
She started singing oo-ladiada oo-ladiadadadoo
And no it's not in your head
It's not in your head
It's not in your head