All the good men go to jail, all the bad ones work in sales
I'm a loser, can’t you tell?
In the museum they sleep
Behind the glass you built a keep
All the perverts in their seats, clawing at the seams

I only follow God when he's hanging on her necklace
Between her tits
I wanna be the boy that you call when you're helpless
Help you into a ditch

We are so romantic
Sometimes I think you hate my guts
She is so dramatic
And I'm so in love

(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are

Everybody wants my baby (ah)
Everybody wants my baby, mmh-mmh
Everybody wants my baby, mmh
Everybody wants my baby

I only follow God when he's hanging on her necklace
Between her tits
I wanna be the boy that you call when you're helpless
Help you into a ditch

We are so romantic
Sometimes I think you hate my guts
She is so dramatic
And I'm so in love

(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are

Everybody wants my baby
Everybody wants my baby, mmh-mmh
Everybody wants my baby, mmh
Everybody wants my baby

We are so romantic
Sometimes I think you hate my guts
She is so dramatic
And I'm so in love

(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) so in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) we are, we are